Monday, August 16, 2010

TJ Tunes Special: Top 10 Most Laughable Songs Ever Recorded



With every good song comes 5 crappy pop songs. Because of this I give you the 10 Most Laughable Songs Ever Recorded. Yes, most of them have been released fairly recently.


10. Kid Rock - "All Summer Long"


Kid Rock is what you call an "artist." Note the quotation marks. What he does is COMPLETELY rip-off the tracks from other songs, combine them, release a "new," "fresh" song, and BAM! You've got a platinum-selling album. Such is the case with "All Summer Long." Sad, isn't it?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTufZ3JEC5I


9. Miley Cyrus - "Party In the USA"


Completely unoriginal and trite, Miley Cyrus delivers arguably one of the most interchangeable and bland pop songs of all time.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M11SvDtPBhA


8. Black Eyed Peas - "Let's Get It Started"


One of BEP's hits from their album Elephunk was "Let's Get It Started." They never mention what said "it" is, and we never know what they are "starting." But 10 bucks says "it" was something not deep (AKA, shallow), or partying all night. Songs about partying would be a recurring theme among Black Eyed Peas songs and they would also deliver the suck.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKqV7DB8Iwg


7. Avril Laveigne - "Girlfriend"


Isn't Avril totally "punk?" She is sooooo a "hard-rocker," and is definetely "tough."


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bg59q4puhmg&feature=av2e


6. The Jonas Brothers - "Burnin' Up"

I remember the good ole' days of 2006 when everyone was complaining how the Jonas Brothers sucked. Little did we know what was to come in 2009, when He Who Shall Not Be Named arrived to the music scene.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOwdqjDCKQA

5. Gwen Stefani - "Sweet Escape"

Oh Gwen. Gwen Gwen Gweny Gwen Gwen. Why are your songs so terrible? Could it be the screaming "YOO-HOO!"'s way too much? Could it be trying to rap? Who knows. But I don't find it surprising that you haven't released another album yet.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0lf_fE3HwA&feature=fvst

4. Katy Perry - "California Gurls"

Katy Perry isn't known for her deep and meaningful songs. Quite the opposite. "California Gurls" is one of the shallowest songs ever written. With such subjects as how California girls are the best, most beautiful, or tannest (an accomplishement that sounds more like a flaw), the song reeks of shallow.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwE-SLnLkqY&feature=av2n

3. Justin Bieber - [insert any song sung by him here]

I can gladly say I haven't heard much of Justin Bieber's songs. But what I have heard I ZOMG HATE SO FREAKING MUCH!!11!1!! As if I'm going to change the fact that I haven't heard a full song by him yet. So just insert any song that he sings and this will be #3.

2. Ke$ha - "Tik Tok"

"Tik Tok" is one of the stupidest songs I've ever heard. The lyrics are beyond words in terms of stupidity. All this is is a stupid piece of lyrical garbage that's fun to dance to. Emphasis on lyrical garbage.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iP6XpLQM2Cs

1. Black Eyed Peas - "I Gotta Feeling"

"I Gotta Feeling." Oh how I loathe that song. Tell me, since when are there 8 days in the week? Since when are there 2 Saturdays? Last time I checked, there were only 7 days, and Saturday was a day that occured only ONCE. GAH!!!1!11!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6eIDVCqkc28

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